Well that is one activity I will be forgoing

Since I will be heading down to Florida this weekend for a conference, I think it is important to get up to speed with their laws. So far, I have learned that a bicycle is legally defined as a vehicle. But does this mean I can get speeding tickets? I have also learned that gay people are not allowed to adopt children (though a judge recently ruled this law unconstitutional). So out of solidarity to my gay friends, I will not be adopting any children while I am in Florida. My research has turned up some more laws:

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

With all these laws, I may just lock myself in doors, and focus on the conference at hand. I should spend my time networking with other enthusiastic students, sitting at the feet of learned luminaries, and rigorously debating current affairs in Computer Science.

Nah, I’m going to Disney World.

(inspired by bthomas85a @ flickr)