Lighter Phrases » The Gray One http://www.newleafchurch.org/lighterphrases Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless. Ecc 1:2 Sat, 08 May 2010 05:14:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 The Other Side of Health Care http://www.newleafchurch.org/lighterphrases/2009/10/other-side-of-health-care/ http://www.newleafchurch.org/lighterphrases/2009/10/other-side-of-health-care/#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:22:54 +0000 The Gray One http://www.newleafchurch.org/lighterphrases/?p=76 I recently saw the following lines on a medical school bathroom stall:

Please flush the toilet. Do it twice.
I want to be an M.D.
M.D. = Missed diagnosis.
M.D. = Mentally disturbed
My eyes hurt
No matter how good she looks someone is tired of accepting her crap.

And witnessed this scene in a hospital:

Patient: “Thank you so much for taking care of me. You don’t know how much it means to me. When I get better I’m going to go to Africa. I’ve always wanted to go there. When I get there I’m going to kill a wild animal. I’ll kill it and I’ll take it back here, to you. I’ll find you, and I’ll kill the wild animal. I’ll split it in half with a knife. Right down the middle. And I’ll give half to you.”

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