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		<title>on being vs. seeming</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Gray One: While we are on the subject of things witnessed at school, I laughed involuntarily when I overheard one of my students give this explanation to another student of why she was late to class:
&#8220;I ain&#8217;t taking the elevator, &#8217;cause if you take the elevator, people think you&#8217;re fat.&#8221;
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<p>&#8220;I ain&#8217;t taking the elevator, &#8217;cause if you take the elevator, people think you&#8217;re fat.&#8221;</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bet you wish your academic discipline were as easy as mine.
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